The Most Likely To Fail of Successed America is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.906 billion Successed Americans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.8%.

The very strong Successed American economy, worth 281 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 57,441 rubledollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,656 per year while the poor average 6,572, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Successed America's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Successed America is ranked 139,595^th in the world and 4,102^nd in Suspicious for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 102.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.